I like how nail art is on the forefront of the fashion and beauty industry lately. I love the creative, fun colors and textures, but this has gone too far. Don’t get me wrong, in the name of “ART” I appreciate this, but really? Where does she think she’s going with these coral claws? Hopefully not on a first date to the sushi bar.
“I’ll be right there!” She yells to her date who’s waiting at the front door, “I’m just finishing up my nails.”
Just then it registers that she can’t open the front door for him with her pretty pincers, so she climbs out of the window. When they get to the restaurant she realizes that she can’t hold the chopsticks either, so being the creative person that she is, she uses her nails instead.
Second date? I doubt it!

Crazy Nails!