Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge fan of Dolce & Gabbana, but this red, hot, chili pepper dress takes me straight back to a 1989, poorly, decorated kitchen. Remember those kitchen crazes? It was cool to pick a motif and then go buy as much paraphernalia possible to cram into your space. Cookie jars, butter dishes, salt and pepper shakers, and place mats (that you never used) all found their prominent place. First it was sunflowers, then it was cows, then it was chili peppers, and yes, I’m guilty as charged with plastering my cooking arena with roosters. This dress looks like old, kitchen drapes that were eventually tossed because it was impossible to get the grease and dirt out of them.
I just don’t think I could ever wear this. Oh wait! Maybe if I had a hot date with Anthony Kiedis, and we were going to a record reunion bash for The Red Hot Chili Peppers, then this might work. (But, if Anthony Kiedis was my date, I’d rather spice things up in my “Mother’s Milk” outfit instead.) OK, I better sign off now before I say something I shouldn’t.