Here’s my “Freaky Friday Fashion” pics for the week, bacon-inspired shoes and clothing. When will this bacon-craze end? Seriously, if I see one more, non-edible, bacon product, I think I’m going to puke. It’s so greasy looking and gross. Plus, I’m on a health kick right now and seeing the inside lining of a pigs stomach plastered on product everywhere, completely turns me off.
I know for some of you, I may be crossing the line by talking smack about the flavorsome sow tissue, but enough is enough! Make it stop! Where’s the trend stopper? Who keeps buying this stuff? (Oops, I better cancel my re-order of bacon-scented air freshener for the store.)
And these poor kids! All dressed up in their bacon suits for family picture day, I bet they have some serious issues when they get older. I can just hear them in therapy, “Our mom used to dress us up like bacon and then take pictures.”
And the shoes! Do your feet smell like bacon if you don’t wear socks with these?
And the dress! “He thinks I’m just a piece of meat!” Perhaps it’s your poor wardrobe choices.
What will be next? Crotchless underwear? Scratch and Sniff wallpaper? (Hmm… hold on…I might be on to the next big thing.) OK, gotta go now. Hope everyone has a great weekend!
T.G.I.F.
Photos courtesy of : Linneacovington.com and thatslikewhoa.com
